Ode to My Smelly Sneakers

Ode to My Smelly Sneakers
(a playful poem)

Ohhhh, my shoes!
My lovely shoes!
How did I ever survive without your stench.
I adore your smelliness.
One day I was walking when I saw you,
And my eyes popped out.
It was love at first sight.
My shoes, how I love you.
You’re mushy plastic.
I adore that you stink terribly.
You know,
Maybe I should get some new shoes.
Oh, well,
You were stinky while you lasted.