9 Ways to Protest Against Washing the Dishes
Murmur to everyone to make some signs.
Wake your parents at 1:00 in the morning.
Yank them out of bed and into the streets.
Yell, “No washing the dishes!”
Join all the people yelling that with their signs.
Break the dishes and the sink.
Boobytrap the house with sticky gum and with wire tricks.
Lock everyone in the house and barricade the doors.
Tell everyone, “No washing the dishes!”
And there you have it.
No more washing the dishes for you.