Under the bed,
A disturbing place,
I found an old pair of pants,
an old collection of ants,
An old pocket watch,
75 pairs of dirty socks,
Some rocks,
Did I mention a PIG?
Candy wrappers, 500 of ’em,
an umbrella from the beach,
a worm in a peach,
Oh, don’t forget the radio!
And the spaghettio–EW!
A microwave,
A mushy old sandwich,
And an over-fed hamster.
What my mother said–
“What a disturbing place!
You, young man, need to CLEAN!”